my friend went for a tattoo the other day
he went into the tattooist and was asked what he wanted, he replied that he wasnt sure. how about a heart with a banner or something old school like that. when asked what he wanted in the banner he again he didnt know what wanted so the tattooist said to leave it to him and he'll be right.
so half an hour later me mate looks down at his new tattoo. and there is the heart. and there is the banner, and in the banner is the word mum. sound me mate thinks, but then he reads on. inside the banner is more writing. it says, 'mum, if i killed dad could we go out on a date?'
badabum
my research into tattoos is now culminating in this terrible joke i found. oh dear
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